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坏人楼失踪人口调查--独孤东西

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">最近么见到坏人楼纯情可爱一等帅的小东西，众姐妹们是不是心里想的慌呢（不想得上我这来验明正身哈。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">要是实在不想的，俺们就直接</span><span lang="EN-US">54</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">哈）？</span>
                        </font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">天地可鉴，我对他那可是茶不思饭不想惹得伊人（请看注释</span><span lang="EN-US">one</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">）憔悴，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">连聊天都么心情了最近。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">（千万不要怀疑我是为了减肥节食，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">赶报告赶的没时间聊天哈。基本上我是真挚的。）数数日子，他好像貌似也失踪了</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">3</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">5</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">6</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">天了。（到底多少天，单项选择，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">答对送青龙牌香吻一个。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">括弧只限女性数量有限括弧完毕）。</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font face="黑体" size="3">话说昨儿深夜，用当今术语说就是</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US">7</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">月</span><span lang="EN-US">15</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">日（也就是今天哈）凌晨</span><span lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">点</span><span lang="EN-US">45</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">分，</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font face="黑体" size="3">天气状况：月黑风高滴。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#ff0000">人物心情</font>：我终于熬不住思念的折磨。</span><span lang="EN-US">
                                </span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#ff0000">事情的经过</font>：我不顾一切用颤抖的双手拿起电话，把他从睡梦中吵醒。（也就是传说中的骚扰电话，哈哈哈，俺第一次这么没德，暗爽了</span><span lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">分钟零</span><span lang="EN-US">58</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">秒）</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#ff0000">楼中机密</font>：机密</span><span lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">：小甜甜家里的电脑显卡被他蹂躏坏呃。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">机密</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">：小甜甜最近心体欠安。（独家怀疑他那是想我想的忧郁了。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">理由：我都为他憔悴了，他当然也要表示表示，意思意思哈。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">引号我们医学上叫这种症状为自恋症候群，自我狂想症以及轻微的神经分裂之综合变异引号完毕。）</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#ff0000">事情的结果</font></span><span lang="EN-US">: 5555,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">甜甜他说他也不知道什么时候能上网。我可是此情绵绵无绝期了。</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#ff0000">得出的方案</font>：姐妹们，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">最近我们要执行上有政策，下有对策的</span><span lang="EN-US">C</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">号方案了。短期性转移目标，乔装善男信女进至坛中，群中之地区，前去和敌方部队接触，暗自防御，边侃边寻定目标，诱骗敌人，把敌诱至我方楼内，争取时间，保障在下个目标来临之际百分百搞定。</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">卡，众人爬墙，激情四溅，小心火烛啊。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">（么人响应，我狂喊中）</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#ff0000">最后</font>，热烈祝贺下我爬墙成功，光荣嫁娶了第四房老婆（她娶我嫁），苏七亲爱的。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">目前没有任何通知表示</span><span lang="EN-US">who</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">男</span><span lang="EN-US">who</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女哈。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大不了我</span><span lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">3</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">5</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老公，她</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US">6</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老婆，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">星期日公假休息哈。嘿嘿。。。</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">严重呼吁，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">四房们在我心中的地位是一样一样一样滴，</span><span lang="EN-US"> 11</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，尼姑，蝴蝶，</span><span lang="EN-US">77</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶都是那么那么那么乘以</span><span lang="EN-US">N</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">滴耐你们（我心目中的不一老婆啊，你啥时候想嫁我了，一定要通知我啊，海枯石烂我等你）。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">既然离婚现在那么贵，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">就让我们长长久久吧。我的星星，我的月亮，我的太阳，我的花朵们啊（恩，花朵和前面三个不是一类的，这都被你看出来呃，在下佩服佩服）</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font face="黑体" size="3">最后一句，东西说他爱你们大家。。。（好吧，我个人猜他其实想这么说的，只是不好意思哈）</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">此次调查完毕，详细情况请参考</span>
                                <span lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">胡说八道到康母</span><span lang="EN-US">”</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font face="黑体" size="3">预知下集，尽情收看，我和坏人楼不得不说的故事</font></span></p><p class="MsoSalutation" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font face="黑体" size="3">此致</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="黑体" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoClosing" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 220.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font face="黑体" size="3">敬礼</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="黑体"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">注释，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所谓伊人，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">仙女也（虽然无史书这么记载哈）。俺怎么说也算仙女下凡，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">可惜脸部先着地。</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">虽然比较平面，比较性格，</span>
                                <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">但总体来说，还是仙女的基因哈，只是太深藏不漏，么人发现而已。</span><span lang="EN-US">
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<p>……小东西又怎么了？打个电话去安慰他。</p>

因为冬菇丫的来找偶了.......所以俺俩说好一起失踪.......报告完毕.......继续失踪.......

一起失踪俗称私奔哈，你。。你。。你。。你别妄想了，我不会成全你们滴[em03]

<p>有前方记者搜集的信息就是到位哈~~继续努力，啦啦^^+</p>

<p>继续继续哈......等着下集......</p>

<p>据说月息姑娘打了电话给独孤东西。</p><p>那是在某日（月息姑娘最近被流放了脑子糊涂搞不清日期）的北京时间凌晨两点墨尔本时间凌晨四点，月息姑娘打电话过去。没想几下就有人接起，月息姑娘刚问了一句“你还好吧”，就有一个小孩的声音嘟嘟囔囔说了一串话，我（不好意思，这个电话是我代月息姑娘打的）打断他说：“听不二老婆说你最近比较郁闷？”东西似乎说了“还好”。然后我想起他之前说他病了，还有他家电脑坏了。然后我的****ing电话没电了，他继续睡觉</p><p>综上所述，东西这小孩就是病了而已，多半是因为电脑坏了所以自己也跟着坏了，而且还病得不清，我说不好意思把他吵醒，他居然说没事……</p>

<p>你们打电话的时间都好奥妙~~~话说换作我就是睡觉即关机的人= =|||</p><p></p>

<p>同病相怜，兔死狐悲。</p><p>我和东西果然是“好”兄弟，电脑一起坏，靠……</p>

东西啊楼主~~多日不见甚为挂念啊

汗。居然还有提俺。。。。大幸……

<p>友情预报：咕咚本月２６号之前回归！</p><p>友情提示：本预报和ｃｃｔｖ《天气预报》的准确率相差无几。</p>

那就是遥遥无期了~~

这个好玩儿的很。。。